Caffine, alcohol, and traces of cocaine in one can for only 3 dollars? I know, it sounds like every bereft-but-not-actually hipster's dream. Don't get me wrong, it is. But one must keep in mind that as wonderful as a 4 Loko can be, the negative consequences can sometimes outweigh the benefits. Some such consequences are as follows:
-You might lose your wallet
-You might lose your phone
-You might lose your little sister and/or brother
-You might lose your trashcan
-You may pass out on a pile of freshly cleaned laundry and knock them onto the floor, which if you're a true hipster means that your once clean clothing is now covered in loose tobacco, crushed makeup, and other general filth that the floor is covered with.
Not one of the aforementioned consequences is remotely indie fresh, and it's pretty hard to play any of those actions off as ironic.
-You might lose your wallet
-You might lose your phone
-You might lose your little sister and/or brother
-You might lose your trashcan
-You may pass out on a pile of freshly cleaned laundry and knock them onto the floor, which if you're a true hipster means that your once clean clothing is now covered in loose tobacco, crushed makeup, and other general filth that the floor is covered with.
Not one of the aforementioned consequences is remotely indie fresh, and it's pretty hard to play any of those actions off as ironic.
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