Tip #2: When in doubt, economize

Now we know that no hipster can party their pants off until they have a sufficient amount of PBR/Rolling Rock/Magic Hat/or ironically named russian vodka but let's be honest... what could be cheaper than a Four Loko? It's like red bull (always a hipster favorite) mixed with juice. That's right JUICE! Hipsters love juice, especially for brunch at some kitschy diner where photos could possibly taken and then ironically uploaded to facebook *cough*flickr*cough*. ANYWAY. Four loko, yes grand ol' Four Loko. It does the job quick and you can always say you're doing it for a social experiment.

Waking up naked in a different state is just a proven hypothesis.