Monday, March 28, 2011

Tip #20: GO TO BED!

All I'm saying is that sometimes real world issues effect us Hipsters. Sometimes we need to drop our "important" issues/habits/activities in order to perform in the real world. Maybe you have a test. Maybe you have an extremely important monologue to perform and you can't... i dunno... sleep through it? It's not like I'm talking from experience or anything...

But maybe. Just maybe. Staying up to the wee hours of the night, surrounded by others furiously working on the assignments they too neglected, isn't the best way to success. Did you really have to go thrifting instead of working? Was that extra joint to "calm you down" really necessary? And for the love of god did you at least set a goddamn alarm?! No? Well that's because the curse of the apathetic Hipster does not mesh well with school work.

So stop looking for tools of procrastination. You don't need seventeen cigarette breaks (even though it hurts) and you DON'T need to browse through other indie-fresh blogs instead of running lines. I mean... of course this is all hypothetical.

I'm just saying... this could happen to you. One night. You stay up late. You arrive 20 minutes late for your performance. Wearing the same clothes from yesterday. Looking like a zombie.
Not like I know anything about this... I'm just saying... it happens.
Brooklyn

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